Adobe announced today, in a surprise move, which many saw coming, that the new version of Photoshop, Adobe Photoshop CS6 would not support Apple Mac operating systems.
Apple insiders were shocked and dismayed to find that the Photoshop CS6 rumors, whispered in the fluorescent corridors of Northern California tech companies, were true. No more BFF for Adobe and Apple !
Mac ‘lovers’ were dismayed at the thought that they were no longer liked. “Did we say something wrong?” “Did we change the OS too many times?” “Well, we did it for love.”
A white-robed Adobe acolyte, who must remain nameless, was overheard to say “We got tired of it. Apple always had to be on top! After a while, it began to hurt”
Silicon enhanced valley pundits are speculating on the outcomes for all parties concerned. It has been reported that radiation levels are rising in area espressos.
Many in the shocked tech community are turning off their multiprocessing out of dismay and solidarity.